new theme
I thought it was time for a change on this blog since Christmas is over. This is not the so called “new template” I’ve mentioned before. That is still under construction. But as you can probably see there is a new masthead and a new background. I hope you like it.
Update: I have just added […]
because the drama never ends
I have been nominated for a Weblog Award at italk2much.com. The category is Drama Queen of the year. If you feel like voting for me you may do so here.
As you may have already realised these are not your average Weblog Awards. The categories are:
Stupid Bitch of the year
Blog Whore of the year
Drama Queen of […]
what water bra? be posh! go for an Evian bra!
It’s been a while since I posted any funny pictures and seizing the opportunity of Jay asking me what a water-bra is:
I found the picture above while I was doing a google search for the term “water bra”. Apparently Evian has manufactured the bra in question. It has pockets which are supposed to be filled […]
you might “tag” me once, i won’t let you “tag” me twice
The otherwise lovely Cate (my evil cosmic twin) has tagged me to do a meme (what a word!). Now there are 2 words in that sentence I’ve never used before and I’ve only found out their meanings recently. So if I understand this correctly I have to answer the questions and then tag someone else […]
disoriented
It’s one of those days when I get out of bed and I catch myself saying: “This is a strong coffee day”. The fact that I say strong coffee is not to be taken lightly. I am talking rocket ship fuel here. Because I don’t take my coffee mild or normal human strength for that […]
what do you mean it’s Christmas?
Is it Christmas really? I hadn’t noticed… I remember it being less “blah”. I remember it smelling of cookies and fir. I remember an old fat guy checking up a long list of names. I never made it into the naughty list no matter how much I tried. There was warmth coming from the fireplace […]
have i lost the will to live?
I have been consumed by boredom. An incredible “I’m-too bored-to-move-my-limbsâ€? has happened to me. I don’t know what to call it! Imagine me laying on the sofa watching some kind of weather report for farmers and not changing the channel for the only reason that the 20 inch distance that my hand has to cross, […]
yesterday was a long day
Yesterday’s crisis is now over. I would really like to forget the whole traumatic experience but the poo stain on the carpet will always remind me. Thanks Mr. Pigeon. That was really appreciated. It seems like it only flew in to do its business and freak me out while I was chasing it around the […]
this post features a sentence in full caps and seven exclamation points
Aaaaaaaaah!! Pigeon in the house! PIGEON IN THE HOUSE!
How the hell do I get it out? Heeeeelppppp meeee…!!!
google ads be gone
*selects with mouse, presses the delete button and screams:* “Google Ads be gone!!”
It’s been a while that I wanted to do this. I don’t know why I even had Google Ads on my blog but now they are gone and I feel incredible relief! I had forgotten they even existed on the sidebar until a […]
