excuse me, i’m drunk, my new bosses got me drunk!
First of all I want to say that I am drunk, therefore if things don’t make sense (or if there are spelling mistakes) in the following text you will know the reason. Second of all I am talking about Friday and not Saturday. Just clarifying since it’s after midnight and it will be saying that […]
meh…
Well here’s a new masthead. Not that it’s anything special but it’s there. Hope you like it. To view the older ones go to the mastheads page.
i refuse to be just a homo sapiens
Basically this is my “job interview” themed week (3 job interviews in one week!). I always somehow manage to have themed weeks… In fact this is only a sub-theme. The greater theme, which has been going on for many many MANY weeks now, is “too busy week”. Somehow I am asked to cope with a […]
i thought you’d be bored of it by now
Well the old theme was getting kind of boring in the eye and I am guessing you were getting bored of it too so I changed it. I have not finished with this theme yet and although I am almost using a theme created by another person right now, the final theme will be merely […]
hahahaaa! no coffee!! hahaha! you’re so darn funny!
Well I think the people at the University of Brighton are trying to be funny…
As for the “mood enhancing ingredients” bit, all that comes to mind is pot… That would be a fun day at Uni! Lectures with stoned tutors and students…
stop with the changing of the names of the colours already!
I just heard on the radio that green is the new black. So where does that leave us with all the black? Stupid colour-blind trend starters!
thank goat, it’s not “a click in my heel”!
On a recent conversation with my best friend I found out something about me I didn’t know. Apparently I bounce when I walk! So much for using the phrase “with a bounce in my step”…
i feel so accomplished right now…
There’s something about seeing an article you wrote, printed in a magazine, that gives you great pride and confidence in yourself. But when the cover of that magazine features in huge letters the phrase:
F U C K
O F F
&
PONCE ABOUT
ELSEWHERE
it kind of ruins it for you…
INSTANT HUMAN, just add coffee…
- Ugh, it’s another one of them.
- Them, who?
- Them days.
- Oh! Sounds like someone’s got a case of the Mondays!
- *slap*
i’m scratching but it still itches!
…I resorted to scratching all over and sneezing non-stop. I look like I’m borderline autistic…
As if fast forwarding 1 whole hour last week wasn’t enough to confuse me for at least 3 days (yes I’m slow) I had to deal with my allergies that have just kicked in! Oh yeah!!! I’m sneezing at 9 a/m […]
