The bathtub incident
Yes I am lazy and yes, I am copy and pasting from an MSN conversation.
OK, so I was talking to my ex/friend saying that I wasn’t happy with the way my love-life was going, namely that I had none. He told me that if I keep doing what I’ve always done I’ll keep getting what […]
back to work
So it’s Monday and I’m back at work. I am back after a whole week off (Did I ever mention that I had the week off work? Well, I did so bring on the hate mail) and it’s all a big blur now that I’m back. Things must have happened while I was gone, yet […]
Ain’t nobody got any style no more
I love my city of Brisbane. Brisbane is located in Queensland which has no daylight savings. I think I mentioned earlier the joke about Queensland being twenty years and one hour behind the rest of the nation, but it is kind of true. Brisbane really is just one big country town. I reflected upon […]
disappointing Hugh
Not so juicy this one mate…
I’ve been smoking since the age of 15. I tried my first cigarette when I was 14 (if I remember correctly). I have tried to quit 4 times so far (all of them in the last 2 years) even though I didn’t really want to. This is probably why I […]
Daily Fact Number Four
At work I get to play boss and generally run the day to day functions of the place. I’m a terrible boss. I don’t charge employees for food or drinks, I want to sleep with half the staff (but never would) but I keep the owner pissed and I’m the only one who knows […]
3rd Daily Fact
Man this is hard, fact three and I’m already drying up like Jason Donovan’s face. OK, OK, I know that you’re on the edge of your seat, but don’t do that, you’ll break the seat. So a daily fact about me, huh? I’m instinctive, I don’t reason things out. I’ve learned to trust my […]
sex, regret, guilt
Let’s start with the daily facts. Adrian is already embracing this so…
One of the things I regret the most is having a foursome… I was too drunk at the time to realise just how much I would regret it later but this is no excuse… To make things worse, I don’t remember their names and […]
A second daily fact
I am very tall. Now I know that this isn’t particularly interesting, but I’m about to do a 12 hour shift and this is the only chance I have to post today. I could very well wait until tomorrow, but then it wouldn’t be a daily fact then, now would it? It would be a […]
first daily fact from Adrian
taken from An Australia Day Address
[…]On a well removed note, Colin suggested that I list a daily fact about myself here so here we go: I once pissed on a cat.
An Australia Day Address
Hello, my name is Adrian and I’m a friend of Colin’s. I’m too lazy to write my own blog, so Colin has graciously allowed me to start writing in his in the hopes that between us we can write something here almost yearly. Today is a particularly auspicious day for me, as an Austraylian, […]
