A short comedy
I had entered the lecture hall this morning armed with my coffee and text books. I placed the coffee on the folding arm of the chair and went to pull out my notepad for the lecture. Did I mention that the arm was a folding arm? Well that folding arm folded like origami and […]
i can shop alright!
I had promised myself I’d go shopping this Saturday. In fact I had been trying to go shopping for a couple of weeks but never got round to it until this weekend and boy did I shop. I suppose to some people this is no major achievement but to me it is. I cannot just […]
time to start taking care of those New Year’s resolutions: smoking
Today at 16:03 I ceremoniously lit my last cigarette. The event was held on the side walk outside the building where I work and was witnessed by a group of 7 people who were passing by at the time. It was more of a “let’s get this over with” kind of thing and didn’t particularly […]
i succumbed to the inevitable
Now I can’t stress this point strongly enough: I hate MySpace. I hate the way it works, I hate the way it looks, I hate its name and most of all I hate that it has become so popular. However, so many of you out the use it, some of you are addicted and some […]
A funny thing happened to me on the toilet…
I used to work in a fancy restaurant in the CBD. This restaurant will remain nameless simply because I think that they’re fantastic people and association with me will no doubt cause them some embrassment.
In order to get to this restaurant I would walk to work through the botanical gardens. One day I […]
Update
It’s very hard to find a title for this post because I don’t really have a main subject that I can focus upon, it’s more of a random series of rambling “this is what is happening in my world, far, far away from you nice folk, not that you’re really interested.” The problem is, […]
excuse the meltdown
Yes… that was a meltdown… A Monday meltdown in fact; the worst kind. I assumed it was going to be a bad week this one but I didn’t expect it to be this bad. Way too much work has transformed me to a panicked, snapping, stressed, freak show.
I’ve got some sort of a break out […]
Higher Education At Work
One of the subjects that I am currently studying at university is Marketing. Being several weeks into the subject I decided to apply some of what I had learnt to my new gaydar profile. The result: 1000% increase in the number of people who have viewed me daily, and an increase of 700% in […]
what is this blog thing and why is it calling me mommy?
How long? Two weeks? Yes, two weeks of no writing. Two weeks of trying to stay away from a keyboard as much as I can. I need a break! I can’t do this! My eyes! MY EYES! Think of my eyes! If you don’t care about my eyes think of my delicate fingers! They’ve had […]
Out and about
At my place of work we show a classic film every Saturday night, tonight’s film was the musical “Guys and Dolls,” based upon the stage play of the same name. The film stars Marlon Brando and Frank Sinatra, Brando gets the singing role. It has some funny points and some of the songs are […]
