i hear voices (proper ones)
Is it some sort of vibe I give out? Could it be my aura? Or is just that there’s too many weird people out there? Almost daily I have people come up to me or just pass me by and say something to me. Random stuff:
Scene: the super market
I’m just walking out with my shopping […]
One, two, too many jobs
Today I went into my old restaurant to catch up with some chefs I’ve known. I was in the door for less than a minute and i recieved:
1 compliment on my shoes
1 compliment on my clothes (they were used to seeing me only in uniform)
2 job offers
OK, well it was […]
mission #4: failed (or not?)
I think it is time to announce that I have failed miserably in my fourth attempt to quit smoking. I’ve been ignoring the fact that instead of smoking two cigarettes a day like in the first couple of weeks I have moved on to full time smoking again; only this time I’m smoking roll ups. […]
Like your shoes, love your hair…
I’ve always had the most fantastic taste in mens shoes. Boy have I owned some nice pairs in the past. I remember criticizing my former boss’s new pair of shoes once, he had spent $600 on them and I didn’t like the pointed up toes. It was the first time he wore than and […]
weather
I don’t like hot weather which is why my favourite time of year is Springtime as it’s not hot but it’s not cold either and if I had to choose between hot and cold I’d choose cold. Melting away in the heat under the sun or being roasted like a joint for hours inside a […]
one of my fears
I am seriously afraid to see a psychologist. In this day and age, with a syndrome dedicated to everything, even the smallest of weird behaviour (like biting your nails), I’ll probably be found to have something and that will panic me (because among other things I do bite my nails). From time to time I […]
how many times can you say “fat chance” in one dream?
Well apparently too many times. To the point of not remembering all of them but just the highlights.
I normally don’t remember most of my dreams after the second minute of being awake but this dream was far too bizarre to forget so quickly. Let’s just start with me being back in the same house with […]
easter holidays ‘07
Easter holidays are upon us and what a joy this brings! I never found Easter as joyous as Christmas but time off work (or school) has always been a joyous occasion for everyone I’ve ever known. The good thing about Easter is that you get two bank holidays in a row thus forming a 4 […]
Happy Easter
Well I just thought I’d check in and wish everyone a safe and happy Easter. I just hope you remember the real meaning of Easter, that bilbies give birth to chocolate eggs and that rabbits are pests that should be killed and eaten whenever possible.
Irony: Alcohol is not sold in Australia two days […]
A shorter comedy
Being reluctant to risk spraying anyone with coffee I took a water bottle with a squeezy top into the lecture, that way should it fall no water will come out because water will only come out if you squeeze it. Feeling fool proof rather than foolish I placed my water bottle confidently upon the […]
