1 down 3 to go
Momentum. That’s what I have right now. I swear I could start revising for my next exam right now but I won’t. I will not, because I think my brain has already turned to mash and I don’t want to push it over the edge. It would probably liquify and that wouldn’t be good since […]
10 days left
And so it starts. The final countdown to what will hopefully be the end of my life as an undergraduate.
My first exam is tomorrow but my mind has already skipped to the end of this academic year. Even though I have a rough few days ahead of me I just need it to feel over. […]
most embarrassing pizza order ever
- Hello. You’ve called “… Pizza” my name is “…”, how can I help you?
- Hi, could I make an order please?
- Certainly! What kind of pizza would you like?
- I would like one Large, Stuffed Crotch Meaty Pi-…
- *bursts into laughter*
- Oh god! *starts to laugh uncontrollably* I’m so sorry! I meant Stuffed Crust!
- […]
euroWHAT? E-u-r-o-v-i-s-i-o-n
Every year all the countries in the European Broadcasting Union (EBU) (see link for the list of members) are invited to participate in a the Eurovision Song Contest which we simply call Eurovision. The contest was held for the first time in 1956 and every year since then it’s been growing in popularity with more […]
note to self
For once in your life, learn from your mistakes. Next time you feel a sneeze coming on… Put. The. Coffee. Down.
what, no manual?
I went to get a new lighter today and when I looked closely I noticed an extra sticker on it. Seriously? Instructions? You mean it’s not magic? Do you not just invoke the god of fire and hope your prayers will be answered? Have I been doing it wrong this whole time, then?
Honestly though, […]
ou-ch!
This isn’t one of the newest videos out there but it’s still very cute and funny. It kinda made my day! I’ll do a proper post later. For now I hope you enjoy this.
the iq of a cow
Too much bad news is floating around me and my friends. I thought I’d try to post something a little more upbeat or more irrelevant to our personal lives, as it would be more appropriate to describe. Something to try and cheer everyone up so I thought I’d finish writing this post which I started […]
lies on top of lies, mum is still doing okay though
It was not a Lipoma. It was a Meningioma. It was a tumour. It was a brain tumour far more dangerous than a Lipoma. It was causing her headaches, nauseas, lack of balance (which was a result of episodes of partial paralysis) and who knows what else.
The doctor said that had it been left untreated […]
update :: mum’s doing okay
I spoke with my father earlier. It turns out that he is a liar and quite a good one too. I always wondered where I got my skills from. Both him and my mum are good liars and so am I. When I was in school and I was caught doing something I shouldn’t I […]
