To the neighbour that had sex last night and was screaming his head off,
Thank you for proving that I would, at some point in my life, wish my ears would fall off. I guess I lost that bet. Here’s something you should never forget: The back street where my bedroom (and apparently yours also) sees, ECHOES. However, here are some pointers:
- If you’re screaming louder than the woman, you’re doing something wrong
- You should not pursue a career in singing
- I didn’t hear the passion in your voice
- Your G was a bit flat
- The ending was a little sudden, try to work on that and don’t sound so surprised next time
Ta
Ahahahahaha. God. That’s frickin’ amazing. Ha. I’m sorry you had to put up with it, but your commentary is hilarious.
I have a similar, but slightly crappier story. When I moved into my old place at 11pm every night I would hear this ‘squeeeeeeek, squeeeeeek, squeeeeek, squeeeek, squeeek, squeek… BANG! 11pm every night, it was so regular I could set a clock by it. One day I mentioned this to the guy living downstairs, how boring the sex the people upstairs must be having. He turned blue right in front of me and keeled over laughing. That squeeking sound wasn’t bed springs, it was them winding down the awning. Long squeeks at the start when they were working up the momentum, until BANG! It smacked against the side of the wall.
How much money did you have to ask for to show your neighbor naked?
Okay.. this doesn’t really do all that much for the stereotype of the square British persona.
Was that guy really that bad? Maybe he was faking it.
It is really a shame that his G was off. That is just a terrible tragedy indeed.
“Don’t sound so surprised next time.”
Ah, good times.
-Andrew the monitor guy-
I am not sure what you were trying to say there…
Well stereotypes still exist, that’s why they are stereotypes, even if they are not the rule.
Yeah, he was bad, even if he was faking it. 😛
And wow…there goes my morning coffee…all over my computer screen…
Thanks, Colin!
Sorry… *stares at shoes* I hate it when I make people waste their coffee but I love it when I make them laugh. It’s so hard to choose between the two!
that’s frickin hilarious! i would SO not wanna hear somebody yelling during sex!
Luka, you are right, it’s not a good thing to hear. Bad things is that the guy was at it again last night… I suppose he doesn’t read my blog.
i guess we can TRY to look on the bright side. at least he’s happy 😉
Question is – is she happy? XD