A shorter comedy
Being reluctant to risk spraying anyone with coffee I took a water bottle with a squeezy top into the lecture, that way should it fall no water will come out because water will only come out if you squeeze it. Feeling fool proof rather than foolish I placed my water bottle confidently upon the fold out table that is attached to the chair in the lecture hall. Those things must be cursed for once again it folded up, sending my water bottle tumbling through the air. No water came out this time however, because water only comes out when the bottle is squeezed.
Instinctivly I grabbed the water bottle to stop it flying through the air. For the first time in my life I actually managed to catch something (other than an STD, but that’s another post). I caught that bottle and I squeezed it. I squeezed it, hard. Very hard. Water only comes out when the bottle is squeezed, I think we covered that earlier in the lecture. I squeezed that bottle damned hard.
A stream of water worthy of a fireman’s hose found its self on an intercept course with Miso, a nice young Korean girl. Miso is now well aware that water only comes out when the bottle is squeezed. Perhaps I should restrain myself from taking fluids into lectures.
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*makes mental note*
if ever attending uni in Brisbane, wear waterproofs, or better still see if podcasts of lectures available negating the necessity of going to lectures :p
something funny going on, i’m sure i posted this earlier, but its not here, so 2nd time lucky
Commented on April 2nd, 2007 at 12:06 amwell i hope you don’t get too wet - apparently there’s a tsunami on its way to you (Brisbane) from the earthquake earlier on, in the Solomon Islands
Commented on April 2nd, 2007 at 12:23 am