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Name: Colin Brooks
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
E-mail: therapyNOinMOREtheSPAMmaking@gmail.com

I am guy in my 20’s trying to explore how deep that rabbit hole we call life goes. I am the kind of person that always looks at the bright side of things or situations. I also tend to see the glass half-full (although deep down I believe the glass was just bigger than it should). I still think the grass is greener on the other side. I suppose this means I am jealous…of someone else’s grass (that’s not important is it?).

Yes I am a dreamer, a hopelessly romantic loser that is addicted to smoking, chocolate, kissing, beer, mobile phones, shopping and all things useless but fun.

I think very randomly and I will definitely lose my train of thought at least after each sentence I speak. Sometimes I forget what I was saying mid-sentence which is remarkably embarrassing.

I do pronounce words fully and use facial expressions and hand gestures when in conversation.

I am super clumsy and will knock over everything. I also tend to walk into, fall into and trip over anything and anybody.

I laugh with myself and my downright clumsiness that drives my every action.

I cry when I watch films and I’m not afraid to admit it.

I dance when I go out clubbing. I dance to the point of getting dizzy. I dance until I’m out of breath. I dance so hard my body aches the next day in places I never thought I could feel. I can’t understand people that don’t dance. People with no rhythm scare me.

I sing when in the shower. I sing so loud I can be heard next door. I sing very badly at times but I don’t care. I like singing with a group of friends when we’re just hanging-out and a nice song plays on the radio. I don’t understand people that don’t. People that are afraid of singing because they say they sound bad are weird and not in a good way.

Being shy is something that can easily be dealt with. In my case being overly friendly usually works (although I make a fool of myself I do have a good time), or getting tipsy and talking rubbish.

Playing it hard to get really pisses me off and so does not giving a straight answer. If someone responds with “guess” when asked for his/her name that person should be killed immediately. HINT: That is not being mysterious, that is plain stupidity.

Waking up in the morning cursing and regretting what you said or did the night before is just something you should be prepared to accept and deal with when you buy that 5th drink.

I enjoy reading books I like over and over again. I admit to have read all the Harry Potter books that have been published so far and I am not embarrassed to say that I loved them.

I believe one’s sense of humour says a lot about that person.

People say I am a perfectionist and I have finally realised that they are right.

Last updated on: May 20th, 2008.

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Written by Colin Brooks on 20.07.05 at 10:39 am.