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all the “new Madonna album” tweets in one place

Filed under humorous, in a bad mood, music.

Those of you following me on twitter probably already know this but Diz suggested I post this on here too.

This morning I downloaded the new Madonna album, Hard Candy to give it a listen while I was studying. Let me state here that I am not a fan of Madonna and I only like some of her older songs with the exception of her previous album (Confessions on the Dance Floor) which I remember listening to a lot and actually enjoying. This is not the type of music I choose to listen to unless I’m out in a bar or something.

So I gave Hard Candy a full listen to see what all the fuss was about and with the exception of a few moments (not even whole songs) I did not like it. I heard the 4 Minutes single she did with Justin Timberlake and I cannot see what is good about it either. I find the whole album very dull. I cannot describe it in a better way. I found it dull and repetitive.

By the time I had reached the last song my head was hurting. This is the first time music has given me a headache before. Actually it’s not the first time but all the other times involved a lot of headbanging and the headache was always worth it. It all started when I “twittered” that the new Madonna album gave me a headache and then decided to take it a step further. I like poking fun at simple things like this. Mocking the album like that was a great outlet for my frustration with the coursework I was doing at the time. Here are the tweets in the order I posted them.

The new Madonna album gave me a headache.
The new Madonna album killed the pope.
The new Madonna album raped me and gave me an STD in the process.
The new Madonna album dethroned the queen and increased all our taxes.
The new Madonna album ate my last oreo.
The new Madonna album is behind global warming.
The new Madonna album will kill you softly… with its words.
The new Madonna album kidnapped Santa and cancelled Christmas. Forever.
The new Madonna album - When you hear it you’ll shit bricks.
The new Madonna album sneezed in my coffee.
The new Madonna album attacked my mother with a spork.

Written by Colin Brooks on 30.04.08 at 3:38 am.

5 Responses to “all the “new Madonna album” tweets in one place”

Sarah said:

The only Madonna song I have ever liked, and still like to this day is Dear Jessie.

I just can’t help but smile whenever I hear it.
Commented on April 30th, 2008 at 11:19 am
Colin Brooks said:

Oh my! I had to google that one. People keep telling me I’m not really gay because I don’t know these thing. I don’t find Madonna and Kylie fascinating. But that song was excellent! Thank you so much for sharing! Wow…!
Commented on April 30th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Sarah said:

haha, I am glad you liked it. I have had that song stuck in my head ever since I posted that comment though.

Oh, by the way… my blog is working again at last… yey!
Commented on May 2nd, 2008 at 11:26 am
Tori said:

I haven’t heard anything but 4 minutes, and I’m not a fan of it… so I have yet to DL the album… not sure I will… your review has confirmed I still have most of my music taste intact!
Commented on May 19th, 2008 at 8:39 pm
Colin Brooks said:

Tori :: After having listened to it one more time I found one song which I really like because it sounds like 80’s disco but when she sings over the music she ruins it. Maybe you could give it a listen but it really depends on what kind of music you like. Personally I found 4 Minutes very boring.
Commented on May 20th, 2008 at 2:50 pm