2 down, 2 to go (my brain hates me)
We are waiting to be called in the exam room. The time goes by and we’re all telling each other how we are not ready for this and dreading the exam. Some laugh nervously, others sit in a corner and one is in the wrong place altogether. Seriously, he’s meant to be somewhere else for […]
1 down 3 to go
Momentum. That’s what I have right now. I swear I could start revising for my next exam right now but I won’t. I will not, because I think my brain has already turned to mash and I don’t want to push it over the edge. It would probably liquify and that wouldn’t be good since […]
frustration et al.
Karma’s a bitch. Do I have your attention now? Karma is a bitch and she hates me. She has done everything in her powers to make me miserable. I get a moment of happiness and *snap* a few hours later I am just about ready to start crying.
I realised yesterday how empty my fridge was […]
hosting ugliness
So it’s been almost 4 days since this blog died an ugly death. Two of the MySQL servers of the hosting company stopped working (with no explanation given) and when I contacted them they said that I should check the “known current issues” section in the account control panel. In less words; they suck. They […]
deliveries
Why do they keep delivering stuff when I’m sleeping?
SEVEN-FRICKIN-FORTYFIVE IN THE MORNING?!?! Even if I wasn’t asleep I would probably be showering or generally trying to gain conciousness. I’m not a morning person and it takes me a few hours to become Colin or simply reach human state. So:
Dear postman or postwoman,
Please. Stop. That.
Yours truly,
Colin […]
and then, steve did it, again
Okay, so this is the story so far. I ordered a new MacBook (aka BlackBook) which is supposed to be arriving today. However Apple announced the updated MacBooks today. The one I ordered is the 2.2GHz Intel Dual Core one which has just been upgraded to a 2.4GHz Intel (Penryn) Dual Core.
What should I […]
don’t you dare, steve!
If they announce new MacBooks today (as per the rumour) I will be very upset. I hope they only announce new MacBook Pro’s. I will explain why soon but I’m sure it’s easy to imagine/guess why.
i just got lucky
Today a ladybug approached and landed on my arm. I know they’re meant to bring you luck but in my bizarro world luck is hard to get. A few minutes later I found a £10 note. You’re thinking “this is great, lucky you” but that was my own £10 note… I must have somehow left […]
i see WEIRD people
To the weirdo who found this site by googling pee soaked hair:
“OMGWTFBBQ!”
APEC
Currently the heads of state that represent some 40% of the world’s population are in Sydney for the APEC summit. Security has been tight, a huge fence has been built around the centre of Sydney and armed police are everywhere. The sight of motorcades has become common, to the extent that a fake motorcade […]
