next time I’ll have that coffee and skip the misery
You wake up at 6 in the evening because you slept at 10 in the morning. Your sleeping schedule is too screwed up to bother to think about it right now. Something’s not right, you had another weird dream. You think it’s a good idea to not have any coffee now because your new-found optimism […]
2 down, 2 to go (my brain hates me)
We are waiting to be called in the exam room. The time goes by and we’re all telling each other how we are not ready for this and dreading the exam. Some laugh nervously, others sit in a corner and one is in the wrong place altogether. Seriously, he’s meant to be somewhere else for […]
most embarrassing pizza order ever
- Hello. You’ve called “… Pizza” my name is “…”, how can I help you?
- Hi, could I make an order please?
- Certainly! What kind of pizza would you like?
- I would like one Large, Stuffed Crotch Meaty Pi-…
- *bursts into laughter*
- Oh god! *starts to laugh uncontrollably* I’m so sorry! I meant Stuffed Crust!
- […]
in my past life
I always wondered what I was in my past life. I don’t really believe in reincarnation but I accept the idea because it brings humour into my life. For instance I can do something bad and then say “In my next life I’m coming back as toilet paper”. It helps me put off worrying about […]
going back in time with mondayz tunez #22
It’s almost 6am here and I can’t fall asleep. Insomnia has kicked my ass again. I tried but it didn’t work. I just can’t sleep tonight. There are thoughts in my head tonight and lots of them. I accidentally played a song that made me reminisce about when things were simpler and I had no […]
not dealing with my stress, aka the denial approach
Wait, what? I haven’t posted since Monday! It feels like it was just yesterday! How can it already be Friday. Okay, it’s only been Friday for like 4 hours but still. Almost a week has gone by and I have no idea where it went. I’ve spent every day between Uni, coursework and pretending I […]
10 hours, 4280 words, 2 print outs, 1 brain turned into jam
So, one minute I’m on the phone to my parents and I start to cry uncontrollably and 24 hours later my mum is here. I don’t want to say where my parents live but let’s just say they don’t live very near, in fact they live quite far. I was totally floored when she walked […]
frustration et al.
Karma’s a bitch. Do I have your attention now? Karma is a bitch and she hates me. She has done everything in her powers to make me miserable. I get a moment of happiness and *snap* a few hours later I am just about ready to start crying.
I realised yesterday how empty my fridge was […]
for he is excellent?
Yoshi was kind enough to give me an award and not just any award! Look! I’m rated E! I will wear this badge with pride and honour from now on, even though I never thought of this blog as excellent. I think it’s more of a random mess of words and ramblings. I like to […]
while the blog was down
Since this blog died on Friday night I have not been able to post about things I’ve been up to here. Of course I’m still guest blogging at Pandora’s Box while the wonderful Pandora is away and this helped a little but there are things that don’t belong there and that should be here. The […]
