i’m becoming an insomniac and how to make your own Greek Frappé coffee
It’s 9:30 in the morning and I’m giving up. I have been trying to fall asleep since Luka’s show ended with no success and I just got up for a quick peeing session (everything I do is a session). On my way back I stubbed my toe on the chair which sent the fat Argos […]
the end of the first FFAF for therapy in the making
Hello everyone! I am a little late in closing the FFAF for this month because I had a small culinary accident. Thanks to everyone who posted and I hope to see you next month for more guest blogging! Don’t be strangers now!
Here are the links to my guest posts on other people’s blogs:
mid-blog-life crisis?! on […]
clumsy to the core - 5 favourite clumsy moments
The combination of sleep deprivation, coffee and my supernatural ability to break stuff instantly by merely thinking about them is starting to take its toll on my surroundings. In the past hour I’ve managed to lose two posts when I was just about to click the publish button, I have crashed Firefox in a spectacular […]
I lost my onion
Has anyone seen my onion? I can’t find it!
Luckily I broke the fall of a flight of stairs
“Brendan, have you secured the stairs in place with the joists?”
“What joists?”
CRASH
Pissing ourselves with laughter…
I went out the other night to a club with the Norwegian. At 5am he decided to call his mother. He slurred in two languages, at the same time. After we got kicked out because of him we started walking home, but as he’d drunk so much he needed to pee. I waited on […]
Going dry
Last night I decided to go into work and have dinner, either because I’m not there enough or because I’m just obsessive. Dinner and wine led to vodka and wine, and then a taxi into the night club district with a straight Danish builder and a gay Norwegian film maker. I got annoyed with […]
A shorter comedy
Being reluctant to risk spraying anyone with coffee I took a water bottle with a squeezy top into the lecture, that way should it fall no water will come out because water will only come out if you squeeze it. Feeling fool proof rather than foolish I placed my water bottle confidently upon the […]
A short comedy
I had entered the lecture hall this morning armed with my coffee and text books. I placed the coffee on the folding arm of the chair and went to pull out my notepad for the lecture. Did I mention that the arm was a folding arm? Well that folding arm folded like origami and […]
