I spoke with my father earlier. It turns out that he is a liar and quite a good one too. I always wondered where I got my skills from. Both him and my mum are good liars and so am I. When I was in school and I was caught doing something I shouldn’t I […]

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I didn’t always take care of my looks which is fairly normal. No one comes out of the womb and asks for hairspray. Except maybe Dolly Parton. Until around the age of 12 I didn’t care at all about how I looked. That is good because at the time I was chubby with braces and […]

Filed under: being a boy, daily, drunk, in past tense, memories, photographic evidence by Colin Brooks
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Well last night was Riverfest and everywhere with a view of the river was packed. That didn’t bother me as I was working, and, I did a good job! The fireworks were wonderful, they were launched from the tops of several buildings and bridges and the whole city was lit up with magnificant colours!

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Filed under: Australia, are you kidding me?, around town, being a boy, dating and mating, drunk, going out by Adrian
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Man have I been crazy this week! I’ve been going out pretty much every night and just dancing until close. I’ve been ignoring the world, people wanting to pick me up, people wanting to put me down and people who want me to get off their lawn! I don’t know what it is, I’m […]

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Yoooooooooooo kids! This week the Royal Show is in town, resulting in a public holiday today! The Royal Show has attracted many a country boy into the big smoke, so naturally someone capitalised on it and threw a huge Hoe Down dance party. Maaaaaaaaaaaan, do I look HAWT in my cowboy getup! […]

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My grandparents celebrated their 60th wedding anniversary last night. They recieved a letter from Liz who is also having her diamond wedding anniversary this year. Liz actually had a commemorative coin minted to celebrate!

Their Bridesmaid still has her wedding dress (but she didn’t wear it last night). When quizzed on what made their […]

Filed under: dates of significance, dating and mating, drunk, family by Adrian
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The plan for yesterday was to meet up with my friend Lee who I hadn’t see in a few weeks and go for a coffee together to catch up. We decided to go to the Marina for that coffee which sounded like a good idea. However, neither of us knew where any cafe’s at the […]

Filed under: are you kidding me?, around town, daily, drunk, friends, going out by Colin Brooks
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Well I quit my job. It was a heat of the moment thing. I’m not even sure why I quit in the end, but I am mostly glad that I did.
So I went out with the guys from work last night, had a few beers, but was still pretty sober. Brendan the Norwegian […]

Filed under: are you kidding me?, around town, being a boy, drunk, going out, in a bad mood, rant-arific by Adrian
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There’s a seedy gay club where the gang loves to go
To see Trixie the cutie of the new drag show
And the thrill of the evening is when out Trixie skips
And the DJ plays the polka while she strips
“Take it off,” “Take it off” Cries a voice from the rear
“Take it off,” Take it off” Soon […]

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I went out the other night to a club with the Norwegian. At 5am he decided to call his mother. He slurred in two languages, at the same time. After we got kicked out because of him we started walking home, but as he’d drunk so much he needed to pee. I waited on […]

Filed under: are you kidding me?, around town, being a boy, clumsiness, drunk, friends, going out, humorous by Adrian
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