I’m very angry, and very sad. I don’t know if I should cry, sleep or break things. I’ll talk about it later.

My brain’s gone blank. I’ve finally reached the nirvana state. And without any yoga! All it took was bake in the sun for a few hours!

Oh, I’ll just wear my brand new shoes on this night out without having broken them in first.

Sure, my feet won’t mind my walking around Brighton all day!