how many times can you say “fat chance” in one dream?
Well apparently too many times. To the point of not remembering all of them but just the highlights.
I normally don’t remember most of my dreams after the second minute of being awake but this dream was far too bizarre to forget so quickly. Let’s just start with me being back in the same house with […]
having an allergic reaction to life
What a week! Actually, how long has it been since the last time I wrote a real post? I have no idea. I know it’s been a long time, I know that much. I have become something I never thought I’d be. I work, eat and sleep. I have no time to spend on anything […]
depression be gone
As promised here is a song I really love at the moment. I kind of picture people dancing to it with whistles, glow sticks and looking like they should have had less caffeine. I hope you enjoy it.
Time to move on now. I have been awol for more than a week now so here’s […]
now i need only find where everything is and where everything’s supposed to go
I took a long break. I’m sorry for being away but now I’m back. I was too busy and had no internet connection. Here’s why:
Yes, that’s right! I’ve moved! I’ve moved to a wonderful new flat. Everything went wrong but things eventually resolved and although I am not fully unpacked yet I feel a lot […]
oh no! not another monday!!!
Exams period is upon us. It is painful to even think about it. I have 4 exams and I start tomorrow (30/5). There are many scenes from a Stephen King novel that I’d rather re-enact right now than study but I have no way of getting out of this. I can only depend on comfort […]
a quick visit
A light breeze comes my way. It smells like summer but it’s not possible, summer’s too far away. Elvis is singing to me a romantic song like he has done for so many in the past and will continue to do so in the future.
-…Hello!
-…Hello!…
We go way back. He knows me and I know him. […]
she licked my face, SHE LICKED MY FACE!
…“What she’s gonna look like with the chimney on her”…
Everything was going so well. I was excited that I was going to Oxford to see Ash. But on Friday morning I started feeling extremely ill. I decided to go anyway because we wouldn’t have many opportunities to meet up until the Easter holidays. Despite the […]
i’m glad i have friends with a sense of humour… don’t have time to post about this properly
Colin says:
Hey there, how are you?
Ashley-Bob says:
Tired
Colin says:
Long day?
Ashley-Bob says:
Indeed
Colin says:
I thought so
Ashley-Bob says:
Very long
Colin says:
Well u HAVE been up since 5
Ashley-Bob says:
I fell asleep twice today
Colin says:
Hope not while carrying a tray
Ashley-Bob says:
No, and we don’t have trays we are truly hardcore
Colin says:
What, you carry plates and utensils on your head like in Africa?
Ashley-Bob […]
i will blow up some day, it will be massive, i think i am slowly transforming into the next atomic bomb (housemate’s a prick)
My housemate is nothing more than the result of a malfunctioning condom. The mistake should be rectified immediately by reimbursing the condom to his parents and by him being put down.
He actually called my parents to try and “sort everything out” (according to him). In fact he called to tell them to talk some sense […]
Lewes is burning
Bonfire night, amazing… I did not care for the parade (I find them a bit silly anyway) but the fireworks show was incredible and also a bit confusing. There was the main event and a couple more around throwing fireworks at random. I took an awful lot of photos with my phone (oh, how geeky […]
