it turns out I’m not too old for rock concerts
Last night I went to see Linkin Park play live for the first time. I have managed to miss every one of their shows the past few years in the UK and before I left for my holidays in Greece I happened to see that they’d be playing in Athens when I’d be here too. […]
2 down, 2 to go (my brain hates me)
We are waiting to be called in the exam room. The time goes by and we’re all telling each other how we are not ready for this and dreading the exam. Some laugh nervously, others sit in a corner and one is in the wrong place altogether. Seriously, he’s meant to be somewhere else for […]
1 down 3 to go
Momentum. That’s what I have right now. I swear I could start revising for my next exam right now but I won’t. I will not, because I think my brain has already turned to mash and I don’t want to push it over the edge. It would probably liquify and that wouldn’t be good since […]
most embarrassing pizza order ever
- Hello. You’ve called “… Pizza” my name is “…”, how can I help you?
- Hi, could I make an order please?
- Certainly! What kind of pizza would you like?
- I would like one Large, Stuffed Crotch Meaty Pi-…
- *bursts into laughter*
- Oh god! *starts to laugh uncontrollably* I’m so sorry! I meant Stuffed Crust!
- […]
what, no manual?
I went to get a new lighter today and when I looked closely I noticed an extra sticker on it. Seriously? Instructions? You mean it’s not magic? Do you not just invoke the god of fire and hope your prayers will be answered? Have I been doing it wrong this whole time, then?
Honestly though, […]
the iq of a cow
Too much bad news is floating around me and my friends. I thought I’d try to post something a little more upbeat or more irrelevant to our personal lives, as it would be more appropriate to describe. Something to try and cheer everyone up so I thought I’d finish writing this post which I started […]
favourite quote of the day
Lecturer: You know what the deal with exams is, right?
Students: *blank stare*
Lecturer: It’s about marks, not knowledge.
all the “new Madonna album” tweets in one place
Those of you following me on twitter probably already know this but Diz suggested I post this on here too.
This morning I downloaded the new Madonna album, Hard Candy to give it a listen while I was studying. Let me state here that I am not a fan of Madonna and I only like some […]
rickmob, the first strike
Some of you may know. Some may not. There this new thing called the rick roll. Um, actually it’s not SO new but not everyone knows about it. If you want to know what it is, click here. I promise it’s nothing like goatse. For more info there is a wikipedia article too.
Yesterday was the […]
frustration et al.
Karma’s a bitch. Do I have your attention now? Karma is a bitch and she hates me. She has done everything in her powers to make me miserable. I get a moment of happiness and *snap* a few hours later I am just about ready to start crying.
I realised yesterday how empty my fridge was […]
