net neutrality - be aware of what is happening
Don’t let them do this. They have no rights over this.
i just got lucky
Today a ladybug approached and landed on my arm. I know they’re meant to bring you luck but in my bizarro world luck is hard to get. A few minutes later I found a £10 note. You’re thinking “this is great, lucky you” but that was my own £10 note… I must have somehow left […]
I lost my onion
Has anyone seen my onion? I can’t find it!
bleep bleep bleeeeep bleep… etc.
Dear beeping noises coming from outside the office,
Please shut the hell up or go back to your planet. I am not having a pleasant Friday (or a pleasant week for that matter) and you are not helping.
Thank you in advance,
Colin
another request
Dear people that come up to me in the streets and clubs of Brighton,
I am not a drug dealer. I have never taken drugs and I don’t plan to. So:
Please stop asking me if I have any pills - I am not your pharmacist.
Please stop asking me where you can find any pills - I […]
Blogathon ‘06: i’m giving out 5 mastheads, info on how to win them below
It’s blogathon day today and while most of you out there are aware of this I thought I’d do my part since I couldn’t participate this year. First of all please go and sponsor my 2 very good friends Jenny from It’s All Greek To Me and Pandora from Pandora’s Box. It’s a very easy […]
a request
Time-release coffee! Yes, I want time-release coffee! It would be a great thing to have in my life. It would definitely make my every day life more exciting! Only, could you make it without the coffee breath side effect?
