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deliveries

Filed under are you kidding me?, being Colin Brooks.

Why do they keep delivering stuff when I’m sleeping?

SEVEN-FRICKIN-FORTYFIVE IN THE MORNING?!?! Even if I wasn’t asleep I would probably be showering or generally trying to gain conciousness. I’m not a morning person and it takes me a few hours to become Colin or simply reach human state. So:

Dear postman or postwoman,

Please. Stop. That.

Yours truly,
Colin Brooks

Written by Colin Brooks on 10.03.08 at 6:31 pm.

7 Responses to “deliveries”

yoshi said:

Wow that sucks. If someone knocked on our door at 7:45…they’d have another thing coming. Or at least no answer.
Commented on March 10th, 2008 at 8:20 pm
Katie said:

I would probably kill lol. Bad post office!
Commented on March 10th, 2008 at 8:48 pm
Hugh said:

If it was a Parcel its would have been Parcel Force aka Parcel Farce - and you have to be quick, 1 ring, 10 second wait and their off… and if you wantto collect it, its a trip to Gatwick for PF.

Don’t they know your a student, maybe you should add that to your address
Colin Brooks
I’m a Student
Flat **
St Whatever St
Whatsville
WH2 3VA

oh blimey, your blog has changed quite a bit - i’ve recently been reading it via RSS
Commented on March 10th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
Colin Brooks said:

yoshi :: I usually don’t hear them ring. If I’m asleep I need something VERY loud to wake me up so they don’t bother me in that sense. I just hate having to go to the post office all the time to pick up my parcels.

Katie :: It’s too early in the morning for murder, at least for me. All I can manage is some grunting.

Hugh :: They always keep my parcels at the main post office (the one near the train station). This however, they kept at the St. James Street post office which I didn’t even know existed. I’ve never had to travel to Gatwick for a parcel.

Oh yes, I’ve changed the theme and added some stuff. Now if only I could fix the email notifications problem I’d be happy.

Commented on March 11th, 2008 at 2:08 am
Pewari said:

Okay, I’m jealous - our post normally arrives around 12.30pm when I’m out to pick youngest up from nursery. It’s a right pain as then you have to wait 3 hours before going to the depot to collect and that’s SCHOOL picking up time.

I just think they have a radar that selects the most inconvenient time to call…
Commented on March 11th, 2008 at 10:53 am
ocb said:

I am pretty sure the post person is ascared of my dog. They, he, she , it..rings the bell and drops whatever it is and leaves. By the time I get to the door they are long gone.

I swear I am not THAT slow to get to the door. I mean I may not like sprint..but I walk at a brisk pace usually. Unless my foot is asleep. Then I hobble. But even still I hobble fairly quick if I do say so myself.

Aren’t you glad I came over to comment?

pee ess did you know you have grass growing out of the top of your blog? Crazy!
Commented on March 13th, 2008 at 6:11 am
Colin Brooks said:

I’m very glad you came to comment! The grass grew last month after I hadn’t posted anything for a loooooong time… But I kinda like it now. It gives the blog a rustic feel. I might plant some tulips later.

Commented on March 13th, 2008 at 10:16 am