Evil? Going to hell? Fear no more!

Hi everyone, Yoshi here, from hello! yoshi. I’m here for Free For all Friday! Yay! 😀

I thought I’d let everyone know that if you’re in fear of going to Hell, that’s ok. You can still buy your way into heaven by visiting this site, Reserve a Spot in Heaven! You can buy the Essential Travel Kit for only $12.79 USD! But you have a limited time, Heaven can get crowded pretty fast! Oh and if you’re not satisfied, there is a money back guarantee!

“But wait Yoshi,” you say, “What if I don’t want to go to Heaven? I heard it’s really boring!”

That’s ok true believer! You can also Reserve your spot in Hell! That’s right! Here’s a quote from the site: What sounds better, singing songs and reading books in Heaven or taking shots with strippers in Hell? We’ll let you decide!

That’s right folks, buy yourself a one way ticket to Hell for only $12.79 USD! You better hurry, because quantities are limited! Hurry now!

6 thoughts on “Evil? Going to hell? Fear no more!

  1. 12.79 is way too cheap. There must be a catch..it’s one of those deals like freecreditreport.com isn’t it. Nope..no way I am going to fall for that! 😈

  2. That seems rather short sighted? What if I wanted to reserve a spot in Limbo, Nirvana, Tartarus, Elysian Fields or the Happy Hunting Grounds? I feel this offer doesn’t take my arbitrary choice of unusual religions into account and is offensive to people who get offended easily and small elderly ladies who have lost their hearing aids. I demand stuff.

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