Ever had so much coffee you span out of control?

I did and it certainly wasn’t funny. Right before I left home to go to a lecture I started looking for my keys and giggling. Then talking to myself and giggling. Then talking to my KEYS and giggling. Then looking at myself in the mirror realising what I was doing and giggling. I could not stop. It took me five whole minutes and a few too many deep breaths to calm down. I only managed to stop because I hyperventilated and I was seeing spots again. I think I should lower the caffeine dosage and up the nap time. Although if you have been reading this blog for a while you would know the dangers of napping when I do it. So I avoid it. One good sleep through the night, or through 4-5 hours as it would be more accurate, is my daily rest.

Coffee is my fuel. I cannot do anything without it. However, coffee never worked for me. It never affected me. Until recently, until I increased the dosage. What’s a guy to do? I am addicted and not afraid to admit it. I have come to terms with the fact that no matter how much whitening toothpaste I use my teeth will gradually turn to an awful shade of mud-ish. I have also come to terms with the fact that at certain hours of the day I will go mad and snap at everyone while speaking faster than the actors on Gilmore Girls do. I have come to terms with the fact that occasionally I might spin out of control, like today, and find things, like a light bulb for example, funny…

What I have not come to terms with is running out of coffee!

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Written by Colin Brooks on 27.10.05 at 1:16 am.