have i lost the will to live?
I have been consumed by boredom. An incredible “I’m-too bored-to-move-my-limbsâ€? has happened to me. I don’t know what to call it! Imagine me laying on the sofa watching some kind of weather report for farmers and not changing the channel for the only reason that the 20 inch distance that my hand has to cross, to reach the coffee table, seems like a marathon! And a marathon is not something I am prepared for especially since I am in my pyjamas. So let the guy go on about the right weather for different kinds of vegetables. There could be a twist in the story, you never know.
The pyjama that has now become my second skin. I’m afraid that when I’ll try to take it off, it won’t come off (no more thriller movies for me). But then again why change clothes? Why get out of my pj’s? And let’s say I do change, what will I have gained from the experience? Since I will be changing back into them before I go to bed. Since from the time I get up until the time I go to sleep I will have hardly moved to a different room, why waste all this energy for nothing?
I’m bored, I’m bored, I’m bored! I won’t read because I am too bored to look for the book. I read because I am too bored to put it down. The one I’m reading at the moment is about a Second World War veteran and I have to admit it is not the most thrilling piece of text to be printed on paper.
Television! Watching television the whole day! It’s like precooked dinners. Plastic. The images change without me having to even touch the magic box! A remarkable invention! Reality shows is all I need! Watching them talk, argue, dance, play. Where do they get all that energy from? I am too bored to even say “good morning” and “good night”!
I’m bored. Which reminds me. I’m too bored to even type.
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Sounds like you need a good slappin!:razz:
Commented on December 27th, 2005 at 4:07 amI am bored too, it’s one of those really long days that you want to be over but every second seems like a day.
I’ve got nothing to do and even if I did I’d just be crap at it ’cause I couldn’t be bothered to do it right. I’m in work too-so no TV to save me.
I only found this blog ’cause I typed ‘I’ve lost the will to live’ into google…that gives you an idea of the level of tedium that imprisons my soul.
Anyway, there you go - a really random whining comment.
Good post anyway.
Commented on June 18th, 2007 at 1:47 pmI was really surprised to see that this ranks #1 for “lost the will to live”!
Anyways, back to work. These tedious tasks are not going to complete themselves…!
Hope the rest of your day will be better.
I am also consumed by boredom. I hope to shake this horrible disease!!!
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Commented on July 29th, 2007 at 12:27 amOnly you have the will to change, you can remain in glooms of your slefish way of being or you can go into the world and give yourself to it. Either way the darkness in which you are is your battle tho friends can be helpfull. No one wants to forever walk alone…
Commented on August 20th, 2007 at 11:44 pmI totally feel you. I suffer from boredom and laziness, and a general dissatification with life in general. That’s all i’ll say as am not i the happiest of moods either today!
Commented on January 27th, 2008 at 7:13 pmI am so bored all the time but reading this post has made me feel not a lone which is the first time in a long time thanks for that really mean it mate
Commented on February 29th, 2008 at 12:16 amMay be its your diet. Some foods amke you feel lethargic. try water and exercise. When i feel like you do its because i’m depressed. Which is all the time. lol
Commented on March 13th, 2008 at 8:22 pmyou think you had it bad, i’m emo!!! not the type that cut them self and wheres funny hair and all (no offence) but im really tired of living, my dad is rich, i had love(thats gone) i had fun in my life (thats gone) and now im standing on the bridge ready to jump and geuss what… im to lazy… too tired of people moanig!!! (you cant jump!!!!)
i mean what is in this world that makes it really worth while??
Commented on July 28th, 2008 at 12:55 pmThis post is great exactly the point of my life that im at i dnt move rooms in the house and to top it all off just found out when my girlfriend was on holiday she got with another guy sucks for me…….
Anyway ty for the post at least theres more of us than i thought.
Commented on August 10th, 2008 at 1:37 am