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Higher Education At Work

One of the subjects that I am currently studying at university is Marketing. Being several weeks into the subject I decided to apply some of what I had learnt to my new gaydar profile. The result: 1000% increase in the number of people who have viewed me daily, and an increase of 700% in the number of people who send me messages. Now I just have to better target my market segment in order to refine my results. Who says higher education doesn’t pay off? If I get some free time I might just find myself a boyfriend!

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3 Responses to “Higher Education At Work”

  1. Well i’m now back after a hard drive failure, what a palaver reinstalling everything - you seem to have lost an entry somewhere Adrian?

    gaydar profile……….. is there a url perchance :0)

    hmmm, clearly you have taken all this marketing malarkey to heart, isn’t there lies, damn lies and statistics :)
    1000% increase could be 100 or 1000, depending on what your original visitor rate was 1 or 100. I’m currently doing the end of 2006 stas for a report, and the boss is making us sound twice as busy as we are by presenting lots of stats

    what happened to the 19 years old….. isn’t boyf material?

    Commented on March 13th, 2007 at 11:25 pm
  2. Hugh:

    The entry was deleted, if I don’t want people to ask about it I shouldn’t write about it, especially while under the influence.

    Previously I would get about 3 views/month, I seem to be getting about 100/day since I introduced the marketing stratergy. Of course, these figures are probably inaccurate as it’s a new profile so more people are going to check it out.

    The 19yo lives in another city an hour drive west. With work/uni/committments we don’t have a realistic prospect. I like him though, despite myself and his friends, half of whom seem to be either on remand or parole… :|

    Commented on March 14th, 2007 at 1:30 am
  3. a good policy me thinks, Adrian.

    well so long as he’s not on remand/parole, but your right, all that distance isn’t a great ally for a relationship.

    Commented on March 14th, 2007 at 8:36 pm

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