i have issues with mondays
…all I need to do is avoid the people with the giant butterfly nets…
It has not been quiet. It’s far from it. The voices in my head have been busy. Busy shouting at me. I have not had a good night’s sleep for most of the month. Every night has been the same. “Insomnia, damn you, insomnia”. I make plans. Yes, I will start looking for a new apartment from Monday, I am going to quit that cancer too. They never work. Mondays, I mean, Mondays never work. Nothing goes right on Mondays. Maybe the buses might be on time but I am always late getting to the bus stop. Yes, that is another thing, I can never synchronise…
My mom always said I was special. Deep down I never thought she meant “don’t eat the paste” special but there are signs. For instance, last night, in my sleep, I slapped myself! Yes I did! Then I proceeded to jump out of bed and hyperventilate. I have no idea what I was dreaming about because the shock made me completely forget that and about 2 years of childhood memories. However today is Monday and no matter how much I hate these days I have a few things I need to do. I’m done with my laundry and although the washing machine has suddenly leaked all over the kitchen floor, I am going to ignore this sign and proceed to leave the house to do all the other stuff I need to do. Then I need to come back home, finish the cleaning and tidying up, yell at my housemate (I’ve been putting this off) and then go out and get drunk because I know I will be needing it by then. I have not posted anything good for a while and I am really sorry for this. I need to get back into my old rhythm and avoid the people with the giant butterfly nets.
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back to work
this might be the worst post in the history of this blog! read at your own risk. oh, and i hate mondays…
this entry has no title, just orphan thoughts that the leftovers of my brain have produced while I was at work
having an allergic reaction to life
on my way to Brighton once more
©madbull said:duh… i saw a chicken :O
hey mate ever considered just first to yell at your housemate and then leave the house… gives one a ‘relaxed busride’ all the stress gone… sh00t bad if you miss the bus though…
keep it up…
Commented on January 30th, 2006 at 7:20 pm
Jay said:“My Mum always said I was special” -Well that comment says it all, lol.
New apartments, pain in the arse. Perhaps not as much as the flat mate though eh?
Commented on January 30th, 2006 at 9:25 pm
pea said:I believe that slapping yourself in your sleep requires some kind of talent, yes?
I hope Tuesday is a better day for you
Commented on January 31st, 2006 at 2:14 am
Colin Brooks said:>Madbull : he’s away during the day, he has a job and it’s not worth calling him up just to yell at him. patience is a virtue!
>Jay : true…
>Pea : Yes I have already updated my CV… it now includes this skill! I hope Tuesday is going to be better too. Actually, believe it or not, this Monday hasn’t been extremely harsh on me!
lani said:i used to smear elmer’s glue on my palms, blow on it, and then peel it off. OBSESSIVELY. does that make me “special”?
Commented on January 31st, 2006 at 2:54 am
Pandora said:Damn that housemate. I swear. I think we should blow him up. Or maybe just mail him to Abudabi. I know someone with the postal rates. (; (Yes, that’s an obscure reference to pop culture. I’m a sick, sick girl. (; )
How is your week off? Or am I late and is it how WAS your week off? Did we maul the housemate? I can send implements of mauling. ::grins::
And I have to agree. Mondays suck the royal you know what. My Monday started too early and horribly. My god. >___
Commented on January 31st, 2006 at 7:30 pm
Pandora said:PS - I love the name of your blogroll. I might need to steal that. (;
Commented on January 31st, 2006 at 7:31 pm
Colin Brooks said:>Pandora : This is my week off. It’s going great so far! I’m currently ignoring my housemate. He said he was actually worried about me because of my weird sleeping pattern and pointed that out… He’s up to something, I know it!
Don’t be afraid to swear here! And if you can’t help it then it’s okay to steal the blogroll name…
Pandora said:The housemate is worried about you. My god. Is Armegeddon upon us? O_O
Commented on February 1st, 2006 at 11:56 am