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20

if i hear the word pancake one more time today i may just scream

As you all already know, unless you’ve spent your day in a coma, today is Pancake Day (officially called Shrove Tuesday). All day people talk about pancakes, then make pancakes, then eat pancakes, then talk about pancakes and so on. It is like all of the sudden everyone gets sucked into the same obsessive compulsive behaviour!

“Must eat pancakes or Britney Spears will shave everyone’s hair off in her path!”

Yes, originally Shrove Tuesday was all about confessing sins and whatever but I think the British haven’t thought this through very well. The Latin people have it right. If you’re going to confess your sins and go mouth first into a 40-day fasting period then you need to have a heck of a party first! You will dress up and dance in the streets, you will get so drunk you forget you have legs (or even worse; a spouse and kids). And if you don’t want to get dressed then wear as little as possible and you’ll fit right in. After you burn half your brain cells from all the drinking, dancing and lack of sleep you can go and confess the few things you remember doing then have a hangover for 40 days while your liver gets a well deserved holiday.

I think I’d like my belated Carnival season now please.

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3 Responses to “if i hear the word pancake one more time today i may just scream”

  1. is it……..jeez, i have missed it all :)

    was too busy saving lives, to think of my stomach for once…..lol

    Commented on February 20th, 2007 at 9:35 pm
  2. damn them lives that need all that saving! now I know who you really are… superman! you’ve been exposed! now where the hell did i put that cryptonite? *looks under bed*
    Commented on February 20th, 2007 at 11:44 pm
  3. well i’ve been called somethings in my time, but superman hasn’t been one of them :)

    and i’m convinced that the parents would freak if i turned up to work with my underpants on the outside of my trousers

    Commented on February 21st, 2007 at 7:58 am

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