I’m going to be grumpy today. Very grumpy indeed. I think I broke my body clock! I got up at stupid o’clock again! I wasn’t going to stay up but as I was going for a wee I walked by the bell of the house while someone decided to ring at the exact same moment. So I did what every guy would do in that deafening situation I jumped to the wall and tried to claw my way up to the ceiling. I don’t know what kind of instinctive move that was but you can’t expect any logical reaction from someone this early in the morning. Needless to say that the pee went back up into my body and I still haven’t had the wee I woke up in the first place for….

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Written by Colin Brooks on 26.08.05 at 6:41 am.