I admit, I haven’t been posting to the best of my abilities lately. Rushed submit button clicks that are caused by my tight schedule and meetings with friends have ruined any conclusions that I was trying to …conclude at. Excuse the lack of original words. My writing skills are not of a high standard today. Neither is my speaking or gesturing. I woke up grumpy, went through a happy hour (surprisingly it was right after the 3 coffees I had while waiting for a lecture to start).

Every phone I have owned so far has something that makes it special in a very weird and unique way. My previous phone used to randomly delete the numbers from my phonebook (careful, NOT the name or other information saved there, only the phone numbers). After a while it started mixing up the numbers in my phone book (again ONLY the numbers) from one contact to another. My new phone is trying to confuse me in my sleep. Every time its alarm clock application is set and goes off at the time I’ve set it to (thankfully) it will come up with a different word to spell snooze! I’ve had soonze, sonzoe, snuze and a few more. Naturally the first few days I did not realize. When I wake up in the morning it takes a long time and a lot of coffee for me to become Colin. So reading and spell checking is seriously not an option in the first few hours of me being awake. Actually anything involving brain activity is not a good idea during those hours. I am merely a vegetable only good for staring at things that I have stared at a million times before.

“Oh that’s a weird corner, look if I tilt my head it turns!” The concept of the 3-dimensions is not something my brain can process. Actually the only function I can master when in vegetable mode is coffee making.

The truth is that I am amused by anything that can have a snooze button. Try to think of how cool it would be if more appliances around the house had snooze buttons. Snooze buttons are a quick way of saying “Shut it, whatever you’re doing, stop doing it, and LET ME NAP!”

Sleeping is a nice state to be in… I’ll go practice it now. Goodnight Internet.

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Written by Colin Brooks on 11.10.05 at 11:54 pm.