i’m glad i have friends with a sense of humour… don’t have time to post about this properly
Colin says:
Hey there, how are you?
Ashley-Bob says:
Tired
Colin says:
Long day?
Ashley-Bob says:
Indeed
Colin says:
I thought so
Ashley-Bob says:
Very long
Colin says:
Well u HAVE been up since 5
Ashley-Bob says:
I fell asleep twice today
Colin says:
Hope not while carrying a tray
Ashley-Bob says:
No, and we don’t have trays we are truly hardcore
Colin says:
What, you carry plates and utensils on your head like in Africa?
Ashley-Bob says:
My arms
Colin says:
Oh I see
Ashley-Bob says:
It was my job to send all the dishes out to the right tables today
Colin says:
I was being a smartass please ignore me
Ashley-Bob says:
I am
Colin says:
Thanks, greatly appreciated
Ashley-Bob says:
I can carry 3 plates at once
Colin says:
I can carry 4
Colin says:
(I got a big nose)
Ashley-Bob says:
You’re so random sometimes
Colin says:
I really am, especially today because my brain is dead and because I just had a fight with my housemate and left home. I’m at my brother’s now
Ashley-Bob says:
Why did u do that?
Colin says:
Because I refuse to deal with him today when I have to prepare for an exam I have hardly prepared for yet and because he’s not worth dealing with anymore. I thought I’d give him a chance but he ruined it
Ashley-Bob says:
Is he a twat?
Colin says:
A really big one
Ashley-Bob says:
What did he do?
Colin says:
I’m thinking of ways to get back at him. He came into my room at 10:05 pm to yell at me with a disgusting attitude
Ashley-Bob says:
What for?
Colin says:
Because we were watching a film (me and my brother) and he wanted to sleep. I was extremely nice to him tonight but tomorrow I’m going to be really aggressive
Ashley-Bob says:
How did u end up living with him?
Colin says:
He seemed like a nice person. Little did I know…
Colin says:
He’s a prick
Colin says:
A pretentious twat
Colin says:
A-a-a.. I could go on forever
Ashley-Bob says:
I haven’t heard that word for ages
Colin says:
Which word did you have a long time to hear?
Ashley-Bob says:
Prick, I shall use it more
Colin says:
I believe in the power of infantile swear words. Like smelly poopyhead and “you’re so stoooopid”
Ashley-Bob says:
People just laugh if you say things like that
Ashley-Bob says:
hahaha
Colin says:
I’m hyper and I haven’t had coffee in so many hours
Colin says:
Are you laughing for a reason?
Ashley-Bob says:
I’m emphasising my point that people laugh at infantile swearing
Colin says:
We should come up with some good ones and I could use them on my blog because I NEED to write about this and I’ve used stinky poopy-head before..on the very same person
Ashley-Bob says:
You legend
Colin says:
huh? I’m a legend?
Ashley-Bob says:
Yeah
Colin says:
Um, where did that come from?
Ashley-Bob says:
Because you actually used that phrase in your blog
Ashley-Bob says:
How many languages do you speak?
Colin says:
Um, 2 and a half
Ashley-Bob says:
Start going off at him in different languages and leaving him notes on things too
Colin says:
I used to know all the swear words of the Italian, Turkish, Spanish and Swedish language.
Ashley-Bob says:
I’m glad you spend your time wisely
Colin says:
We were bored, they were exchange students; there was nothing else to do
Colin says:
Then the teacher taught us all the phrasal verbs with fuck
Colin says:
Then he got sacked, I swear we never saw him again…
Ashley-Bob says:
I really got to go to bed Mr, I hope it all gets sorted out with your housemate
Colin says:
I might use this conversation on my blog
Ashley-Bob says:
Cool
Colin says:
Do you want your name changed to protect your innocence?
Colin says:
(a little bit of sarcasm there)
Ashley-Bob says:
My innocence is long gone
Colin says:
Goodnight, speak to you tomorrow, hopefully
Ashley-Bob says:
Indeed, I can tell you all about my coursework
Ashley-Bob says:
Night!
Colin says:
Night!
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Pewari said:I have to say that this post, the one before and your previous anti-housemate one has resurfaced some HORRIBLE memories of houseshares as a student. I’d hoped I’d completely buried them deep in my psyche…
You have my deepest utter empathy.
Commented on January 24th, 2006 at 11:41 am
Jay said:Highly interesting. Me and a friend have that. A sense of humour only shared between us.
uite funny, But you really do need to sort that housemate out.
Commented on January 24th, 2006 at 8:59 pm