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nipples and phone calls

I’ve just come back to the office because lunch break is over. On the whole way back I swear everybody was looking at me. So I checked to see if there was anything on me that drew all this attention to myself. I didn’t find anything but I think my nipples are showing through this shirt.

In other news half of the people in my office are off sick, on holidays or at meetings in London. The few of us that are left behind can’t help all the people that have been calling up asking questions about certain services and products this company offers. This has led my lips to utter the ultimate phrase “Can you please call us back tomorrow? The person who deals with this kind of doodads will be able to help you then”.

I hope no-one in the office heard me!

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2 Responses to “nipples and phone calls”

  1. At least you are honest! I’d a lot rather have someone say what you did when I call to ask a question, than to make up some line of BS that only makes my problem worse! :)

    Commented on August 16th, 2006 at 5:57 pm
  2. I know what you mean. But still, it’s very embarrassing to use the word “doodad”…

    Commented on August 17th, 2006 at 10:26 am

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