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funny ways to sign e-mails (or letters)

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I am sure that if you work in an office you exchange a lot of e-mails with your colleagues. Maybe not as many as we do where I work but a lot nonetheless. After a few months of signing every email with “Regards”, “Thanks”, “Cheers” and all the common ways there are to sign an e-mail I got bored. My creative and fun loving humorous side took over.

I am now signing my e-mails with funny/random quotes and generally in funny ways.

I thought I’d share some with you. Maybe they will inspire you to add a little more humour to your e-mails or at least put a smile on your face.
Note: I didn’t come up with all of them myself.

So long and thanks for all the fish,

HOOAH,

Look! I am typing in bold, italics, and underline all at once,

I knew I was a nut the day the squirrel started looking at me funny!

I want a cookie for this,

Will Nemo ever be found?

Oh shi.. there goes the planet,

Duuuude,

Osama Bin Laden must be very good at hide and seek!

You’ve been HEEAAALED by the POWA of JEEESUS!

I’m out like Janet Jackson’s boob at a halftime show!

I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger…Then it hit me!

This e-mail has not been tested on animals,

Sometimes I just like to go into waiting rooms.. and wait…

Contemplating… ooohhh big word

Does this e-mail make my ass look big?

I’m currently being abducted by aliens,

Up up and awayyyyyyyyy,

There’s the WRONG way, the RIGHT way and MY way; which is really the WRONG way, only faster,

Be right back, my mouse is attacking me,

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject,

First law of science: don’t spit into the wind,

Sure, there’s no “I” in team, but there is an “M” and an “E”,

I love deadlines, especially the whooshing sound they make as they go by,

3-2-1 you’re back in the room,

Can you think of any more?

If you want a few more have a look here.

Written by Colin Brooks on 14.01.07 at 8:50 am.

3 Responses to “funny ways to sign e-mails (or letters)”

Adrian said:

This email is never sent unsolicited. It is only sent to you because you are lucky enough to know the sender.

If you have any questions about this EMail write them on the back of a twenty dollar note and send them to me.

This EMail is unfit for human consumption, so eat up.
Commented on January 15th, 2007 at 11:19 am
Daniel said:

Some of those lines are really funny, I am actually considering in addind them to my signature!
Commented on January 18th, 2007 at 11:30 am
Colin Brooks said:

I’m very happy you like them. Additions are more than welcome!

Commented on January 18th, 2007 at 8:25 pm