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27

Luckily I broke the fall of a flight of stairs

“Brendan, have you secured the stairs in place with the joists?”
“What joists?”
CRASH

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35 Responses to “Luckily I broke the fall of a flight of stairs”

  1. Hope you’re better now and not in pain. Are you still covered in bandages?

    Commented on June 27th, 2007 at 10:59 am
  2. Bandages are still on but the cuts and scrapes are healing. The bandages are mostly to prevent excessive swelling I think.

    Commented on June 27th, 2007 at 11:58 am
  3. covered in bandages - OMG

    it hope Brendan’s ass gets whipped for nearly killing you

    Commented on June 27th, 2007 at 8:38 pm
  4. God I’d love to whip his ass!!! :D

    Commented on June 28th, 2007 at 4:58 pm
  5. I meant as a punishment, not as some sort of sordid sexual gratification…. mind you on the other hand, have you got pictures :p

    Commented on June 28th, 2007 at 7:34 pm
  6. No photos, but he is a film student so I could use one of his video cameras! :P

    Commented on June 30th, 2007 at 11:04 am
  7. well if there are no pictures, i supoooose a video of his ass being whipped him will do :)

    Commented on June 30th, 2007 at 12:35 pm
  8. He recently screened a documentary about himself. Alas he will be returning to Norway in 2 months. :(

    Me mocking him frequently in a Majorie from FatFighters voice: “Club a baby seal? Yes? Club a baby seal to death?”

    Commented on June 30th, 2007 at 12:38 pm
  9. oh… THAT Norwegian :)
    well i think its only proper that you help his career, by posting the video on youtube

    Commented on June 30th, 2007 at 12:41 pm
  10. I’ve already seen one of his videos on youtube lol

    Commented on June 30th, 2007 at 12:42 pm
  11. ADRIAN

    you can’t say things like that without backing up the claim with documented evidence - where the evidence of your research

    PS
    Colin, please get a forum chat thingy

    Commented on June 30th, 2007 at 12:44 pm
  12. He showed it to me, it’s a short film, and not the Blake Mason kind of short film you are thinking of Hugh! Anyway here is a link to his non-pornographic film. Meanwhile, as I was searching for this film I found an old song that I’ve always wanted to find again because I haven’t heard it in about five years. You can find it here. The film cllip is basicaly a couple kissing. I always found it a sexy film clip.

    Commented on June 30th, 2007 at 12:53 pm
  13. who is Blake Mason? is he some kind of porn maker??
    jeepers that move was a bit scary - couldn’t make out the date though, what is the significance?

    good song, very relaxing - i just listened to the song and didn’t see the film for a while as my broadband is going a bit slow for some reason so was reading about the 2 car bombs in C London

    Commented on June 30th, 2007 at 12:59 pm
  14. OMG - i have discovered who the hell Blake Mason is
    (i may be a while replying to anymore posts Adrian…..lol)

    Commented on June 30th, 2007 at 1:03 pm
  15. The date was: 6/6/6

    Blake Mason is a British porn maker who does amatur straight guys who do each other. They have bodies I wish I had.

    There were car bomings in London? *Reads up on it* Tony Blair was replaced as Prime Minister yesterday? Wow, the world changes!

    Commented on June 30th, 2007 at 1:05 pm
  16. no bombings as such -
    2 car bombs were placed in Central London yesterday (Friday)
    1st one was defused in situ, the 2nd was illegally parked was ticketed at 0130, towed at 0230 ( for once everyone was glad to have the super zealous parkies)
    Then they smelt a strong smell of petrol coming from the 2nd Merc, that had been towed to the pound.
    The parkies put 2 and 2 together and called for EOD (bomb squad) :)

    Commented on June 30th, 2007 at 1:12 pm
  17. First Chopper Reid and now Blake Mason! :D

    Commented on June 30th, 2007 at 1:14 pm
  18. yes i wish i had bodies like that too :)

    as for your body, listen to this Mister

    Commented on June 30th, 2007 at 1:15 pm
  19. An Australian Song by an Australian film director. In my final year of school this topped the charts for a while. There was also a parody (I think it was by John Saffron?) called “Not the Sunscreen song.”

    Commented on June 30th, 2007 at 1:18 pm
  20. Chopper Fu****g Reid is definitely the funniest thing i have seen is a long while - for introducing his show to me, i am eternally grateful

    Commented on June 30th, 2007 at 1:18 pm
  21. you are brightening up my day no end

    Commented on June 30th, 2007 at 1:20 pm
  22. Harden the fuck up and grow a mustache Hugh.

    Commented on June 30th, 2007 at 1:21 pm
  23. i think this must be the most comments EVAA

    Commented on June 30th, 2007 at 1:23 pm
  24. Twenty-four? One for each year of my life! Now I feel old! Older than realising that my youngest brother turned 15 today and I remember both his and my other younger brother’s birth! “Uncross your legs wonam and let them ride down the water slide!”

    Commented on June 30th, 2007 at 1:25 pm
  25. oh fuck, we have quite a few more to go for my life - I didn’t realise everybody was so young

    Commented on June 30th, 2007 at 1:29 pm
  26. Haha, I just realised who did “Not the Subscreen Song.” I remember seeing him on TV, he had a Fatwah placed upon a TV host here, and a Voodoo priest curse his ex-girlfriend.

    Commented on June 30th, 2007 at 1:36 pm
  27. bloody hell - thats a bit strong
    who the hell did he annoy?

    Commented on June 30th, 2007 at 1:42 pm
  28. John Safron is like an Australian Michael Moore, but less socially motivated, and less overweight. It’s like a fore-runner of THE CHASER’S WAR ON EVERYTHING.

    Commented on June 30th, 2007 at 1:45 pm
  29. MM has just released his latest film i think - sicko
    extolling the virtues of a socialist healthcare system - which in theory works well, but is subject to the whim of the electorate and the elected

    Commented on June 30th, 2007 at 1:50 pm
  30. I liked his Tv series “The Awful Truth” and read his book “Stupid White Men,” but all his work since “Bowling for Columbine” has been to preachy.

    Commented on June 30th, 2007 at 1:52 pm
  31. he picks some good topics, all social ills in the US - that they really should take note of, but you’re right, its comes across as i know best - which isn’t the best way to get people on side.

    plus i get the feeling he has a big ego to go with the belly

    Commented on June 30th, 2007 at 1:56 pm
  32. Holly cow! What the f@ck happened here? I got dizzy reading all these! At first I thought the blog was attacked by a spamming bot and I’d have to spend hours trying to remove all the spammy comments but it was you two! haha!

    Commented on July 2nd, 2007 at 8:21 pm
  33. yup, it was us :)

    there is something wrong with your site, me fears. My RSS feed tells me there is a new entry, but its not there.
    I also fear you’ve been watching too much Chopper f@cking Read ;p

    Commented on July 2nd, 2007 at 8:53 pm
  34. Well the site was fine. It was just me trying to get that post to work and the mp3 to work! Don’t worry your RSS reader wasn’t seeing things…

    Commented on July 2nd, 2007 at 9:12 pm
  35. aha - well i’m sure we’ll have this at 40 soon….lol

    Commented on July 2nd, 2007 at 9:16 pm

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