(summarise the whole story in one witty sentence, then continue with a flash back and have a pretentious reminiscing tone, snap back into the present and start describing what happened that made you think back, pretend to be cool about it, get very annoyed all of the sudden, and recap the main points of the event described, act very immaturely, conclude with a self reflecting comment, cancel out the last sentence by writing something unexpected (also known as the twist), check for missing words and grammar mistakes, click Publish Post, repeat)

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Written by Colin Brooks on 04.11.05 at 6:08 am.