Merry Christmas Bitches!
Yoooooooooooo kids! This week the Royal Show is in town, resulting in a public holiday today! 
The Royal Show has attracted many a country boy into the big smoke, so naturally someone capitalised on it and threw a huge Hoe Down dance party. Maaaaaaaaaaaan, do I look HAWT in my cowboy getup! Jimmay took a photo so I’ll see if I can post it later. Speaking of that bitch…
So he and I were over at Jay, our X’s place. Jimmay was being more obnoxious than normal paying out on Jay and his new boy. If it had just stayed there it woulda been OK, but he dragged it out onto the bus and into the club. Everyone was staring at us because he was so loud, and he was such a rude bastard to this nice woman on the bus. Harden the fuck up man and grow a mustash!
I looked good, I looked mighty fine! I left the house with $50 around 10pm and when I got home at 11am I still had $10 on me, despite stopping for Maccas. I was dancing like a banshee, so much fun. Did I mention how good I look? A hairdresser said my hair as awesome. A shoe sales man complimented my shoes. So I’m home now, but I didn’t dance it all out of me and I’m sitting here wanting to go out but no one else is up for it! 
I’m almost tempted to go to Klub Kruise. I’ve not been before, for those of you wondering it’s a gay sex-on-premises venue. I’m not really a highly sexed being, and normally the very idea would repulse me, but DAMN I feel so pumped. I don’t feel like me at all. I feel all confident and cool. I feel successful! Jay went last night after his new boy went home. Jay sat in the sling and allowed a dozzen men to violate him in succession. That’s hot. Of course, hot or not it doesn’t look good for his new boy now does it? Like Jay I can be something of a self sabotuer. However unlike Jay I’ve never had to scream out “Four at a time please boys! I’m not a slut!”
“Four at a time please boys! I’m not a slut!”
Related posts:
Christmas is here already?
Out and about
t.g.i.f. but if only i wasn’t hangover (wow, I can really ramble sometimes)
i hear voices (proper ones)
having an allergic reaction to life
if you feel good inside then it’s amazing how much of a good vide you give off, and then you ‘ll have to be fending them off with a stick
a DOZEN - jesus, thats not going to be good for his, erm, continence
and where’s the picture btw?
Commented on August 20th, 2007 at 10:37 am