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most embarrassing pizza order ever

- Hello. You’ve called “… Pizza” my name is “…”, how can I help you?

- Hi, could I make an order please?

- Certainly! What kind of pizza would you like?

- I would like one Large, Stuffed Crotch Meaty Pi-…

- *bursts into laughter*

- Oh god! *starts to laugh uncontrollably* I’m so sorry! I meant Stuffed Crust!

- *trying to catch her breath but still laughing* That’s okay.

- Oh no, this is so embarrassing, I’m really sorry. Okay, let me try that again without the Freudian slip.

- Sure.

We kept laughing until the end of the phone call.

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17 Responses to “most embarrassing pizza order ever”

  1. HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA!

    Commented on May 25th, 2008 at 10:07 pm
  2. I’ll never look at a stuffed crust pizza the same way ever again!

    Commented on May 26th, 2008 at 1:02 am
  3. ROFLMAO that is toooo funny!!!!

    Commented on May 26th, 2008 at 1:17 am
  4. Awesome. My first reaction was to ask what exactly comes with a stuffed crotch pizza but that would be so, so, wrong.

    Commented on May 26th, 2008 at 1:20 am
  5. Um, is that similar to a hair pie? :shock: Stuffed crotch….hair pie….get it? I’m sorry, I just couldn’t help myself. :oops:

    Commented on May 26th, 2008 at 1:21 am
  6. I’m curious to know what showed up at your doorstep…

    Commented on May 26th, 2008 at 1:45 am
  7. omg colin! LOLOLOL

    Commented on May 26th, 2008 at 2:24 am
  8. Mmmm, hmmmm! So, were you fantasizing about the delivery before you even ordered? Envisioning a little erotic fantasy?……I can see it now: “The Pizza Boy - He Delivers” :oops:

    Commented on May 26th, 2008 at 4:22 am
  9. Thankfully, while the restaurant I work in DOES offer Pizza. It does NOT offer Stuffed Crotch, or Crust. Otherwise I would have to be beating you about the head and shoulders for lodging that in my head.

    Commented on May 26th, 2008 at 5:26 am
  10. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    ooh that is priceless! I hope they were recording that!

    Commented on May 26th, 2008 at 10:58 am
  11. Mmmm…pizza.

    Commented on May 26th, 2008 at 6:14 pm
  12. Monique :: Yes… That’s the exact sound she made.

    Musing :: I’m really sorry. I didn’t mean to traumatise you. LOL

    Sodapop :: I couldn’t stop laughing either. I swear she could hear me blush through the phone.

    Lisa :: Let’s not go there. It’d be too traumatising.

    Meesh :: Ha! No it’s not but right now I have a very scary image in my head.

    Dave2 :: They sent the lesbian delivery person.

    Daniel :: It was soooo embarrassing! Now I’m afraid I might never be able to order stuffed crust again just because I’ll start laughing before I get the sentence out.

    Etienne :: I have no idea what I was fantasising about. I swear it just came out!

    Abraxus :: Trust me I am beating myself about the head and shoulders about getting this stuck in my own head. I’m glad you are safe from this.

    DaDuck :: I’m pretty sure they did because it’s one of those chain pizza places that would do that. I just hope it doesn’t turn up on the internet. :lol:

    Brandon :: That’s what I was thinking too. Kinda. :oops:

    Commented on May 26th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
  13. Would you like SAUSAGE on that?

    Har-har! I crack me up.

    Commented on May 27th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
  14. *ROTF* That’s hysterical.

    Commented on May 28th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
  15. annie :: bwahaha! Sausage indeed, it was even a meaty pizza (yes that’s the name of it) so it already had all the possible meats someone can have on a pizza. LOL

    Sylvia :: We couldn’t stop laughing either. We kept pausing mid-sentence to giggle. So embarrassing! :lol:

    Commented on May 28th, 2008 at 7:55 pm
  16. hahaha…that’s a good one.

    Commented on June 1st, 2008 at 2:53 am
  17. Divalicious :: I’m glad my embarrassing moments give others an opportunity to laugh. :mrgreen:

    Commented on June 3rd, 2008 at 5:37 am

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