most embarrassing pizza order ever
- Hello. You’ve called “… Pizza” my name is “…”, how can I help you?
- Hi, could I make an order please?
- Certainly! What kind of pizza would you like?
- I would like one Large, Stuffed Crotch Meaty Pi-…
- *bursts into laughter*
- Oh god! *starts to laugh uncontrollably* I’m so sorry! I meant Stuffed Crust!
- *trying to catch her breath but still laughing* That’s okay.
- Oh no, this is so embarrassing, I’m really sorry. Okay, let me try that again without the Freudian slip.
- Sure.
We kept laughing until the end of the phone call.
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Monique said:HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA!
Commented on May 25th, 2008 at 10:07 pm
Musing said:I’ll never look at a stuffed crust pizza the same way ever again!
Commented on May 26th, 2008 at 1:02 am
Sodapop said:ROFLMAO that is toooo funny!!!!
Commented on May 26th, 2008 at 1:17 am
Lisa said:Awesome. My first reaction was to ask what exactly comes with a stuffed crotch pizza but that would be so, so, wrong.
Commented on May 26th, 2008 at 1:20 am
Meesh said:Um, is that similar to a hair pie? :shock: Stuffed crotch….hair pie….get it? I’m sorry, I just couldn’t help myself. :oops:
Commented on May 26th, 2008 at 1:21 am
Dave2 said:I’m curious to know what showed up at your doorstep…
Commented on May 26th, 2008 at 1:45 am
Daniel said:omg colin! LOLOLOL
Commented on May 26th, 2008 at 2:24 am
Etienne said:Mmmm, hmmmm! So, were you fantasizing about the delivery before you even ordered? Envisioning a little erotic fantasy?……I can see it now: “The Pizza Boy - He Delivers” :oops:
Commented on May 26th, 2008 at 4:22 am
Abraxus said:Thankfully, while the restaurant I work in DOES offer Pizza. It does NOT offer Stuffed Crotch, or Crust. Otherwise I would have to be beating you about the head and shoulders for lodging that in my head.
Commented on May 26th, 2008 at 5:26 am
DaDuck said::shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
ooh that is priceless! I hope they were recording that!
Commented on May 26th, 2008 at 10:58 am
Brandon said:Mmmm…pizza.
Commented on May 26th, 2008 at 6:14 pm
Colin Brooks said:Monique :: Yes… That’s the exact sound she made.
Musing :: I’m really sorry. I didn’t mean to traumatise you. LOL
Sodapop :: I couldn’t stop laughing either. I swear she could hear me blush through the phone.
Lisa :: Let’s not go there. It’d be too traumatising.
Meesh :: Ha! No it’s not but right now I have a very scary image in my head.
Dave2 :: They sent the lesbian delivery person.
Daniel :: It was soooo embarrassing! Now I’m afraid I might never be able to order stuffed crust again just because I’ll start laughing before I get the sentence out.
Etienne :: I have no idea what I was fantasising about. I swear it just came out!
Abraxus :: Trust me I am beating myself about the head and shoulders about getting this stuck in my own head. I’m glad you are safe from this.
DaDuck :: I’m pretty sure they did because it’s one of those chain pizza places that would do that. I just hope it doesn’t turn up on the internet. :lol:
Brandon :: That’s what I was thinking too. Kinda. :oops:
annie said:Would you like SAUSAGE on that?
Har-har! I crack me up.
Commented on May 27th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
Sylvia said:*ROTF* That’s hysterical.
Commented on May 28th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Colin Brooks said:annie :: bwahaha! Sausage indeed, it was even a meaty pizza (yes that’s the name of it) so it already had all the possible meats someone can have on a pizza. LOL
Sylvia :: We couldn’t stop laughing either. We kept pausing mid-sentence to giggle. So embarrassing! :lol:
Divalicious said:hahaha…that’s a good one.
Commented on June 1st, 2008 at 2:53 am
Colin Brooks said:Divalicious :: I’m glad my embarrassing moments give others an opportunity to laugh. :mrgreen: