– Hello. You’ve called “… Pizza” my name is “…”, how can I help you?
– Hi, could I make an order please?
– Certainly! What kind of pizza would you like?
– I would like one Large, Stuffed Crotch Meaty Pi-…
– *bursts into laughter*
– Oh god! *starts to laugh uncontrollably* I’m so sorry! I meant Stuffed Crust!
– *trying to catch her breath but still laughing* That’s okay.
– Oh no, this is so embarrassing, I’m really sorry. Okay, let me try that again without the Freudian slip.
We kept laughing until the end of the phone call.