note to self
Don’t go clubbing again in your brand new shoes. If others don’t step on them, they will spill drinks on them, and if they don’t spill drinks on them, the shoes are still gonna hurt your feet because let’s face it; they’re brand new shoes that you have not broken in yet!
It’s a lose-lose situation!Â
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