oh no you’re not! (internal dialogue gone mad)
-Who are you kidding?
-Noone.
-I know what you are trying to do!
-Good for you, now leave me alone.
-I’m not going to until you stop.
-I’m doing this no matter how much you scream.
-Have you no dignity? Have you no shame? Have you no balls? This is sad…
-I have all three, thank you very much. What I’m lacking is inspiration. I haven’t written anything remotely entertaining for more than a month! I’m doing this!
-You realise that this is what NASA wants, right? A sample of the way your mind works so that they can design better lab-rat labyrinths.
-Oh will you leave me alone? It’s either this or a bitter post about Valentine’s Day and although I enjoy being bitter from time to time, I am not in the mood for it right now.
-Remember last time you did this? Remember how bad it was?
-Yes I do remember and no it wasn’t bad. In case you haven’t realised you are helping me do this right now!
-What? How?
-You’re still shouting, I’m still typing.
-…
-Hey! Come on now!
-…
-Darn…
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Pandora said:What do you mean remotely entertaining? This was fantastic! I was entertained! I was entertained mightily! (;
(Perhaps because I feel the pain about the “bitter post about Valentine’s Day”. I’m about thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis close to making one. Oy!)
Commented on February 2nd, 2006 at 2:10 pm
Jay said:Hehe, I love your conversation blog. i like imagining facial expressions. lol
Commented on February 2nd, 2006 at 8:22 pm
©madbull said:feed the voices… keep feeding them… btw they like alcohol… *speaks out of own experiences*
Commented on February 2nd, 2006 at 9:53 pm
Patty said:hi, another space???? you sure do move around a lot…Well i had to start another space site too.. Msn isnt working for me..I cant post a blog since they made all those wonderful changes Hey this granny doesnt need all this confustion..
Anywho I am on blogspot now here is my url
http://pattyscoffeeplace.blogspot.com/
This blog you wrote is very interesting.
I hope all is going well with you I miss hearing from you but know you must be a very busy man…
Take care
Hugs Patty
Commented on February 5th, 2006 at 9:07 pm