poems are for wusses!
Across the seas and the oceans,
She had to flow
Over the hills and the mountains
She did grow
Through the air and the atmosphere
She has flown
For the million things that they made her do
The hay she must now have to re-chew
Because too much chewing is never enough
And that’s her technique for looking tough
It’s the stare of the eyes into the complete blank
That makes you feel the urge to do the prank
Tip her over until she screams:
“The cow shall revenge for all your evil schemes!”
Oh, by the way I’m going for that “it’s-so-bad-it’s-good” effect. Oh, come on! I just watched The Rocky Horror Picture Show, give me a break!
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Hmmmm… I’m afraid all you succeeded in was “it’s-so-bad-it’s-really-really-bad”… but now at least I know how you worked the cow thing in, even if I will never know what in the world prompted that thought in the first place… LOL
Commented on March 29th, 2006 at 3:22 pmIm liked it. Hair Lair. Lord Golden-Showers Entrepreneur and peer of the realm here. As for the critisism don’t give up - Remember what Field Marshall Haig said in the first world war - If at first we don’t succeed try try again. Over YOU go chaps.
Commented on April 1st, 2006 at 12:43 pmCome over and visit us, it should bring a smile to your face.