Welcome to SnotFest 2005-2006.

The show of the million tissues.

Get ready to be blown away by my amazing sneezing powers.

The time has come to buy Strepsils in bulk.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I’ve caught the annual cold that I always catch at the beginning of Autumn and which lasts until the beginning of Spring. (If I’m really into it, I might let it go on until June but that happens rarely)

After my watch died on me a few days ago I decided to stop wearing it because it was confusing my simple brain. It felt wrong not to have something wrapped around my wrist so I went out on one of my impulse shopping sprees. I managed to control myself and buy only two wristband-like things. Not those annoying colour wristbands that were meant to promote awareness on important issues which are now being thought of as accessories and people decide on which one to wear depending on if it looks nice with what they wearing (*takes deep breath before resuming with the rant*).

That was the day I found out what an aneurysm felt like. I never asked to find out. Yet fate and banks have a different view on the subject. Thankfully everything was sorted today and the money was found (I swear, I was so happy at that point that the words “pleasure doing business with you” escaped my mouth).

But that, of course, didn’t happen before my 14th cup of coffee. My friends now call me a coffee junkie which is, well, true. I have come to terms with the fact, more details you can find in my book titled: “Coffee junkie, I AM”.

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule (in most cases), to read my rant!

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Written by Colin Brooks on 05.10.05 at 5:11 pm.