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17

Thank you Mark Fuller

There’s a seedy gay club where the gang loves to go
To see Trixie the cutie of the new drag show
And the thrill of the evening is when out Trixie skips
And the DJ plays the polka while she strips

“Take it off,” “Take it off” Cries a voice from the rear
“Take it off,” Take it off” Soon it’s all you can hear
But she’s always a lady even in pantomime
So she stops! And always just in time

She’s as fresh and as wholesome as the flowers in May
And she hopes to retire to the farm someday
But you can’t buy a farm until you’re up in the chips
So the DJ plays the polka while she strips

“Take it off,” “Take it off” all the customers shout,
“Down in front” “Down in front” while the DJ beats it out
But she’s always a lady even in pantomime
So she stops! And always just in time

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One Response to “Thank you Mark Fuller”

  1. you’ve lost me… but then again, you’re drunk and I’m not…

    Commented on June 17th, 2007 at 10:17 pm

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