Oh yay! I’m so into having the flu. I adore my nose being a snotfactory! I can’t get enough of having a sore throat! Being dressed like an onion, in the bed under 3 duvets and still being cold is an experience I enjoy every time so give me more of that.

I have been poorly since last night with a steady temperature of 38 degrees (Celsius). Plus I get those weird cravings that I get when I am ill. I want ice cream, I want chocolate (who am I kidding? I always want chocolate), I want something dipped in mayonnaise, I want, I want…

Arghhh, I can’t stand being like this. Why do all the emails from pharmacists I receive are only about enlarging my penis and never offer flu medicine?

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Written by Colin Brooks on 21.11.05 at 9:46 pm.