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Dec
19

who are you calling a ho, santa?

Oh goat almighty! It’s happened again! I’m back at home and I am up at 7 o’clock in the morning! Not because I haven’t slept but because I woke up feeling all slept out!

I think they put something in my food in this house! Yes, I am back at ma and da’s house. I arrived yesterday morning, I mean we, WE arrived yesterday morning. Me AND my brother which means that right now in the house we all feel like a big happy family. My inner alarm is going off as loud as possible though, because if it is all so nice for long enough there is usually one big explosion between all the members of the family. It’s like we have a standard amount of happiness and getting-along-just-fine-ness that we cannot exceed. So unless we start seeing less of each other and stop smiling whenever we look at each other, we will have what I like to call: The Brooks’ Christmas Fighting Extravaganza!

No kick boxing involved, just the sharpness of our tongues and maybe a few Christmas decorations break because of the high pitched yelling and all the drama.

Now I will proceed to wait for ma to wake up and have coffee with me. Have a lovely day you internets!

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3 Responses to “who are you calling a ho, santa?”

  1. hi! just wanted to stop by and say congratulations for being my blog of the week. :smile:

    surely, being home isn’t so bad? not with christmas just a few days away…:wink:

    Commented on December 19th, 2005 at 4:27 pm
  2. and thank you very much for having me! :-)

    Being home is great and by reading this post I realised it sounds as if I am whining which was not my intention. I love being here and love spending time with my family as I have admitted in previous posts.

    I merely wanted to describe the overdose effects… :-p

    Commented on December 19th, 2005 at 6:52 pm
  3. I’m not looking forward to going back to my Mums this Christmas. I wish I’d never agreed to it. While I still love them, I’d rather spend it with my boyfriend.

    Well, I’m sure it will turn out to be great for us bothe. At least Mum’s wait on their sons.

    Commented on December 19th, 2005 at 9:51 pm

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