I’m going to be grumpy today. Very grumpy. I think I broke my body clock! I got up at stupid o’clock again! I wasn’t going to stay up but as I was stumbling to the bathroom and was walking past the doorbell someone decided to ring it. Impeccable timing. So I did what every person would do in that deafening situation; I jumped to the wall and tried to claw my way up to the ceiling. I don’t know what kind of instinct took over but you shouldn’t expect very logical reactions from me so early in the morning.