– Hello. You’ve called “… Pizza” my name is “…”, how can I help you?
– Hi, could I make an order please?
– Certainly! What kind of pizza would you like?
– I would like one Large, Stuffed Crotch Meaty Pi-…
– *bursts into laughter*
– Oh god! *starts to laugh uncontrollably* I’m so sorry! I meant Stuffed Crust!
– *trying to catch her breath but still laughing* That’s okay.
– Oh no, this is so embarrassing, I’m really sorry. Okay, let me try that again without the Freudian slip.
– Sure.
We kept laughing until the end of the phone call.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA!
I’ll never look at a stuffed crust pizza the same way ever again!
ROFLMAO that is toooo funny!!!!
Awesome. My first reaction was to ask what exactly comes with a stuffed crotch pizza but that would be so, so, wrong.
Um, is that similar to a hair pie? 😯 Stuffed crotch….hair pie….get it? I’m sorry, I just couldn’t help myself. 😳
I’m curious to know what showed up at your doorstep…
omg colin! LOLOLOL
Mmmm, hmmmm! So, were you fantasizing about the delivery before you even ordered? Envisioning a little erotic fantasy?……I can see it now: “The Pizza Boy – He Delivers” 😳
Thankfully, while the restaurant I work in DOES offer Pizza. It does NOT offer Stuffed Crotch, or Crust. Otherwise I would have to be beating you about the head and shoulders for lodging that in my head.
😯 😯 😯 😯 😆 😆 😆 😆
ooh that is priceless! I hope they were recording that!
Mmmm…pizza.
Monique :: Yes… That’s the exact sound she made.
Musing :: I’m really sorry. I didn’t mean to traumatise you. LOL
Sodapop :: I couldn’t stop laughing either. I swear she could hear me blush through the phone.
Lisa :: Let’s not go there. It’d be too traumatising.
Meesh :: Ha! No it’s not but right now I have a very scary image in my head.
Dave2 :: They sent the lesbian delivery person.
Daniel :: It was soooo embarrassing! Now I’m afraid I might never be able to order stuffed crust again just because I’ll start laughing before I get the sentence out.
Etienne :: I have no idea what I was fantasising about. I swear it just came out!
Abraxus :: Trust me I am beating myself about the head and shoulders about getting this stuck in my own head. I’m glad you are safe from this.
DaDuck :: I’m pretty sure they did because it’s one of those chain pizza places that would do that. I just hope it doesn’t turn up on the internet. 😆
Brandon :: That’s what I was thinking too. Kinda. 😳
Would you like SAUSAGE on that?
Har-har! I crack me up.
*ROTF* That’s hysterical.
annie :: bwahaha! Sausage indeed, it was even a meaty pizza (yes that’s the name of it) so it already had all the possible meats someone can have on a pizza. LOL
Sylvia :: We couldn’t stop laughing either. We kept pausing mid-sentence to giggle. So embarrassing! 😆
hahaha…that’s a good one.
Divalicious :: I’m glad my embarrassing moments give others an opportunity to laugh.